Oh, the hits keep on coming.

Glaber Torres to the IL with an oblique, which is an absolute effing nightmare for hitters.

Volatile timeline, he'll be eligible to be back on May 13th.

If I had to place a bet on whether he would be, Magic 8-ball says, no.

Take the over. It'll be retroactive to Sunday. Keep your eye on it. But this is, look, it's just turned into a little bit of a nightmare here. This is almost turning into substation. Wow. A little bit. A little bit. And Glabors is one of the only right-handed hitters with any chops in this lineup. Eh, he gone.

And the oblique, you come back too soon.

Now you're talking about missing months.

Dicey injury.

So, wee.

David, what do the text communications have to say on everything we just said?

I get the old school drilling of a guy, but you need to keep the big picture in focus. You are the guy now with school bowl out.

Plunk him the next time you play.

Someone says not only is Valdez putting a strain on his own bullpen for no reason, he's

putting his own teammates in danger because I guarantee you Boston throws at and hits at least one of our

batters probably more. But again, I'm not interested in hypothetical revenge. It is simply about

last night. You can't put your team in that position. The bullpen is taxed and AJ has his back

against the wall because of all these injuries.

This is, look, this isn't Patrick Waugh being left to die and give up like 12 goals and then demand a trade out of Montreal back in the day.

This is about, I need you to take one for the team because there is no backup goalie.

We cannot pull you like you're going to hurt us down the team because there is no backup goalie. We cannot pull you.

Like you're going to hurt us down the line.

And what did Framber do?

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