This is an IHeart podcast.

Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio

at the George Washington Broadcast Center.

Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.

Armstrong and Getty.

And now here's Armstrong and Getty.

Live from Studio C.

See, El Senior.

It's a dimly lit room deep within the bowels of the Armstrong and getting communications compound to start a brand new week.

This could be the week that it all comes together.

You meet Mrs. Wright at a coffee shop, or your boss gives you the big promotion or whatever.

Your scratcher ticket pays off.

Wow, wait now.

Or could be the week your husband says,

I need to have a talk.

Or your boss marches you out to your car with a cardboard box.

You don't know. That's what's exciting about life.

Every week. So many possibilities.

Now, in your scenario where I meet Mrs. Wright,

I assume I seduce her away from Mr. Wright, and she becomes Ms. Okay.

I guess I should have said Ms. Wright. Except you're not supposed to use that term anymore, are you?

Which one of you are not supposed to use anymore?

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