Taking the Mercedes-Benz sprinter van over to the nudie campground
Cadillac Jack - My Second Act
Hans Appen
2.4 • 530 Ratings
🗓️ 22 October 2020
⏱️ 47 minutes
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Summary
Would you ever join a nudist colony? What about visit a nude beach? What's the difference? Donna and Cadillac Jack start the show answering those questions. Unfortunately there aren't any tips on how to hold the cup of coffee.
Then some quick hits from Garth Brooks, Mariah Carey and Rich Robinson. It makes Donna ask if popular music will ever be the same. Find out November 20th with Garth.
The show is excited to have Mark WIlls on next week to talk about what these past months have been like from the perspective of an artist. Mark and the Jacks go way back, all the way to The Buckboard days when Mark was the lead singer of "The Buckboard Bandits." Cadillac Jack talks about some of the questions he is looking forward to asking. It should be a very real, insightful and down to earth conversation that you won't hear anywhere else.
Would you live in a van down by the river right now? Just ask Chris Farley in his classic SNL skit. Caddy and 52% of Americans say they'd be open to living in a van during the pandemic. Donna isn't so sure but after the first segment, she may come around.
Caddy and Donna take the next segment to talk about the importance of voting. They have a few unique reasons that you haven't been hearing- setting a good example for your kids. It's sending a message of what's important- regardless of who gets the vote.
Caddy gets stood up in the third segment and Officer Phil Ritchey will have to pay for it.
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| 0:00.0 | My name is Cadillac Jack. I joined Atlanta Radio and I was 19 years old, put in a loyal 26 years. |
| 0:14.3 | Welcome to my second act. My name is Don and I'm Caddy's wife. Wouldn't it be nice to have like 16 good-looking men just naked chasing |
| 0:22.1 | you all around? |
| 0:24.2 | On just a Wednesday? |
| 0:27.0 | A Wednesday night? |
| 0:28.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:30.5 | Well, here's the thing. |
| 0:31.5 | I was watching The Bachelorette last night, which, again, I don't know why. |
| 0:35.6 | The TV comes on to it and you have no intention of watching it |
| 0:39.7 | and then you get like sucked in to that vortex which I did so I was watching it and she hosted a |
| 0:46.1 | volleyball tournament and she said whoever the losing team was had to strip down it was like strip |
| 0:51.5 | volleyball and I mean they stripped down they had nothing on when they returned to the house so It was like strip volleyball. And I mean, they stripped down. They had nothing |
| 0:55.8 | on when they returned to the house. So there was like nine of them walking back completely naked. |
| 1:00.9 | And I was just thinking, like she's the oldest bachelor at. Like, where in your life? Like if you're |
| 1:05.3 | listening to this and you're a single woman, maybe an older single woman. I mean, you're younger, naked people chase you around, you know, but an older single |
| 1:14.9 | woman, unless you went to like one of those weird K-O-A nudist campgrounds. |
| 1:21.0 | K-O-A. |
| 1:22.0 | Yeah, like in Wyoming. |
| 1:22.8 | I don't think that they endorse nakedness as a K-O-A. |
| 1:27.3 | But you know, that weird naked campground up in Helen? Well, it's not Helen, but in the North Georgia Mountains, yes. I've never been, but I've heard of it. Like those type of men where you're like, eh. But you'd be okay with some lacrosse players. Yes. I mean, of the proper age, again, I'm not, you know, I wouldn't want |
| 1:44.5 | like young people. But I mean, if you were like a certain age and you could get like nine, 10, hell, I mean, two, three, naked, good looking men to chase you around. That would be pretty good. When, when have men chased you around naked in your life? I don't think I don't know I don't want to go into that |
| 2:00.7 | here I'm sure in college somewhere |
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