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Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran.

The Elvis Duran phone tap.

My daughter, Michelle, recently got a traffic ticket.

And the ticket has been sitting on my desk for three weeks.

She hasn't done anything.

Anyway, my daughter, she never takes care of anything, including this traffic

ticket. I always bust her shops telling her she needs to be more responsible or she's going to pay

the price. Let's call her and push her buttons. Here we go. This comes to us from Mark. Mark, the father

of Michelle, is phone tapping his daughter, Michelle. Let's listen in as Mark phone taps his daughter

Michelle. Hello. Hey in as Mark phone taps his daughter Michelle.

Hello. Hey. I just got a phone call. It's the first precinct that's called me.

They're really serious about this. I want to know why you haven't answered the ticket yet. Dad, can I talk to you about this later? No, because I have to call them back.

Dad, I want to go to bed.

I am tired.

I don't care if you're tired. Who told you to be out so late? I keep telling you to come home. Don't listen to me. Just call them back and tell them I'll make another date. They're going to come and take the car. All right, Dad. I don't know what you want me to do. Are you going to have to go down to the precinct and straighten it out?

All right.

I can't go today.

You have to go now.

I can't go now. know what you want me to do. Are you going to have to go down to the precinct and straighten it out?

All right. I can't go today.

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