Taking Pictures At The Urinal w/ Marco Summers

Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Crash Dummies Podcast

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🗓️ 12 November 2025

⏱️ 114 minutes

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0:30.7	for you um what's a sign of girls like not really into you but wants to keep you as like a option
0:37.2	i'd say um it's like 51st 1st000 not really into you, but wants to keep you as like an option.
0:42.5	I'd say it's like 50 first dates and shit.
0:43.3	You know what I mean?
0:43.7	What I mean?
0:48.9	Y'all've been on 10 dates and it kind of seems like a theme.
0:50.6	Like, okay, I pick you up at 7.
0:52.0	We go on our date.
0:53.3	I drop you off at 11.
0:55.8	There's nothing casual that ever happens. She never says never says hey you want to come over and just chill or she sparks the idea um so you guys only
1:02.4	you guys are only like meeting you would say like a person is only like meeting somebody outside
1:06.7	yeah yeah there's always money involved yeah always money involved there's always a date idea that they had you know i there's always money involved. Yeah, always money involved.
1:14.0	There's always a date idea that they had, you know.
1:17.1	I feel like some women just want to go on dates.
1:17.6	Yeah.
1:18.8	It's just what it is.
1:20.0	I feel like it's just in the nature.
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