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Asian Not Asian

Jenny Arimoto & Mic Nguyen

Brooklyn, Self-improvement, Asian Culture, Comedy Interviews, New York, Japanese Culture, Alternative Comedy, Bay Area, Comedy, Comedy Podcast, Education, Asian American, Pop Culture, Stand Up Comedy

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2018

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

This week on "Asian, Not Asian", Fumi & Mic open up their hearts for the very first time and share stories about their upbringing and parents. This one gets emotional folks! Email us: AsianNotAsianPod@gmail.com  Tweet/Instagram Fumi: @TheFumiAbe  Instagram Mic: @nicepantsbro  YouTube: www.youtube.com/MasafumiAbe Facebook:www.facebook.com/hackcitycomedy See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	I would be such a bitch too if I had to raise two kids.
0:02.2	You have a good relationship with your mom now?
0:04.2	No, not really.
0:05.2	The Asian Avengers.
0:08.8	So we.
0:09.8	Asian Avengers.
0:11.0	So weak, so fuckable, you know?
0:13.0	Whoa, whoa, there's five Asian guys together,
0:16.0	wow.
0:17.0	Did you ever go through a stealing phase?
0:20.0	Do I think everyone should have a gun?
0:21.0	Maybe.
0:22.0	Or you can look me up, I don't care, I'll fight you, I don't care have a gun? Maybe. You can look me up.
0:23.4	I don't care.
0:24.4	I'll fight you. I don't care. You want to get high as you can.
0:25.4	You like opium?
0:26.4	Hey, what's up everybody?
0:28.4	Welcome to the Asian not Asian podcast.
0:30.2	The podcast where two Asian comics not from Asia talk about
0:34.0	American issues nobody gives a fuck about.
0:36.0	No because hey shouts to
0:38.0	uh sub-rated Asian American
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