Congratulations graduates, your days of indoctrination and wakism are behind you.

Your worries about being graded down because you wouldn't say America is systemically racist?

Over.

Your fears that you'd be socially shunned because of your failure to decry the evils

of capitalism?

Done.

Yes, you've been liberated.

Next up, the real world where merit is rewarded, diversity of opinion is welcomed, and

the free and open exchange of ideas is celebrated.

Just kidding.

The truth is, many of you are about to move from the ivory tower of the authoritarian

left to, well, probably the glass and steel tower of the authoritarian left.

Today's business behemoths have also become bastions of woke thought.

Terrified of discrimination lawsuits and all the time, money and bad PR, they bend to

every woke dictator that blows through their HR departments.

Corporations spend millions on useless diversity compliance officers whose sole purpose is

to insulate them from an ever-expanding list of discrimination claims, but most especially

racism.

That's why within the first few days on the job, you will likely be subjected to an orientation

taught by a devotee of Ibrahim X.

Kendi or Robin DiAngelo.

During a day long struggle session, this anti-racist consultant will inform you that,

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