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Joel Osteen Podcast

Taking Care Of Yourself | Joel Osteen

Joel Osteen Podcast

Joel Osteen & SiriusXM

Religion & Spirituality

4.6976 Ratings

🗓️ 10 February 2025

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Don’t let yourself get depleted by life’s demands.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Joel and Victoria.

0:02.3

Thanks for listening to our podcast

0:03.8

and thanks for supporting the ministry.

0:06.1

If you enjoyed today's message,

0:07.8

why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend?

0:10.3

We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life.

0:15.1

Well, God bless you.

0:16.5

It's great to be with you today,

0:18.1

and I hope you'll stay connected with us during the week through our daily

0:21.8

podcast or YouTube channel social media and you can come visit us in person we'd love to have you

0:28.4

be a part of one of our services but I like to start with something funny and somebody sent me this

0:33.9

prayer about food goes like this Lord grant me the strength that I may not fall into the clutches of cholesterol.

0:42.8

At polyunsaturates, I'll never mutter, for the road to hell is paved with butter.

0:48.4

Cake is cursed, and cream is awful, and Satan is hiding in every waffle.

0:54.5

Bells above is a chocolate drop.

0:56.8

Lucifer is a lollipop.

0:58.7

Teach me the evils of fried chicken from the south.

1:02.1

Lord, if you love me, shut my mouth.

1:06.1

Say it like you mean it.

1:08.4

This is my Bible.

1:10.1

I am what it says I am. I have what it says I have. I can do

1:14.5

what it says I can do. Today I will be taught the word of God. I boldly confess my mind is alert.

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