Taking Care Of Yourself | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.6 • 976 Ratings
🗓️ 10 February 2025
⏱️ 31 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. |
| 0:02.3 | Thanks for listening to our podcast |
| 0:03.8 | and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:06.1 | If you enjoyed today's message, |
| 0:07.8 | why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend? |
| 0:10.3 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. |
| 0:15.1 | Well, God bless you. |
| 0:16.5 | It's great to be with you today, |
| 0:18.1 | and I hope you'll stay connected with us during the week through our daily |
| 0:21.8 | podcast or YouTube channel social media and you can come visit us in person we'd love to have you |
| 0:28.4 | be a part of one of our services but I like to start with something funny and somebody sent me this |
| 0:33.9 | prayer about food goes like this Lord grant me the strength that I may not fall into the clutches of cholesterol. |
| 0:42.8 | At polyunsaturates, I'll never mutter, for the road to hell is paved with butter. |
| 0:48.4 | Cake is cursed, and cream is awful, and Satan is hiding in every waffle. |
| 0:54.5 | Bells above is a chocolate drop. |
| 0:56.8 | Lucifer is a lollipop. |
| 0:58.7 | Teach me the evils of fried chicken from the south. |
| 1:02.1 | Lord, if you love me, shut my mouth. |
| 1:06.1 | Say it like you mean it. |
| 1:08.4 | This is my Bible. |
| 1:10.1 | I am what it says I am. I have what it says I have. I can do |
| 1:14.5 | what it says I can do. Today I will be taught the word of God. I boldly confess my mind is alert. |
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