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Joel Osteen Podcast

Taking Care Of Yourself | Joel Osteen

Joel Osteen Podcast

Joel Osteen & SiriusXM

Religion & Spirituality

4.423.6K Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2022

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

Don’t let yourself get depleted by life’s demands. When you make taking care of yourself a priority, you’ll be better equipped to take hold of everything God has for you.

Your best days are still ahead, and together we can make a difference in this world with the message of God's hope and love.

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Joel in Victoria.

0:04.0

Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry.

0:07.8

If you enjoyed today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend.

0:12.1

We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life.

0:15.9

Well, God bless you.

0:17.9

It's great to be with you today and I hope you'll stay connected with us during the week

0:22.6

through our daily podcast, our YouTube channel, social media and you can come visit us in

0:28.0

person.

0:29.0

We'd love to have you be a part of one of our services.

0:31.8

I'd like to start with something funny and somebody sent me this prayer about food.

0:37.1

It goes like this, Lord grant me the strength that I may not fall into the clutches of cholesterol.

0:44.4

At Pollyon Saturits, I'll never mutter.

0:47.2

For the road to hell is paved with butter.

0:50.3

Cake is cursed and cream is awful and Satan is hiding in every waffle.

0:56.0

The shells above is a chocolate drop, Lucifer is a lollipop.

1:00.6

Teach me the evils of fried chicken from the South.

1:03.6

Lord, if you love me, shut my mouth.

1:08.0

Say it like you mean it.

1:10.2

This is my Bible.

1:11.6

I am what it says I am.

1:13.4

I have what it says I have.

1:15.3

I can do what it says I can do.

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