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LuAnna: The Podcast

' Taking back absolutely everything I said... iPads have a place'

LuAnna: The Podcast

Global

Comedy, News, News Commentary, Society & Culture

4.810.5K Ratings

🗓️ 6 October 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.

On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: Move over Imo - Bex has taken over and looking like 'Marty McFly' in the corner. Anna got squash porned in the thai massage parlour and Lu has been caravaning in Skegness when she could have been on stage at the O2 or at the Four Seasons.

Plus, a story about getting frisky in the woods has Anna and Lu in stitches.

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0:00.0

Now it's time to thank our partner for this episode, M&S. At M&S, you can shop all your favourite brands online, like Calvin Klein. What? Sorry, did you just say Calvin Klein? At M&S, I mean, babes, what? Shut the front door. I'm serious. You can get a gorgeous dress from nobody's child. You love that brand. I do. Some sweaty, Betty leggings. And them. Personal favour of mine. Even the next viral M&S jacket all in one go. Stop it. I'm actually genuinely lost for words. On a podcast. This never happens on the queen of a waffle. I know. And that's the thing. People don't realise that M&S sells brands online.

1:01.1

Now, this is, Babes, a total game changer. I mean, actually, what is is, it's dangerous. I mean, you're telling me that I can bag some whistles, a bit of Tommy Hill figure, maybe some Puma trainers, and... And I can get it all delivered straight to my front door. You don't even need to leave your house. Exactly. Marks and Spencer.com is basically your one-stop shop for your whole wardrobe. Clothes, shoes, the lot.

1:05.8

Right. Well, consider my bank account shaking. Same, same. And honestly, don't just take our word for it. Check out all the brands at M&S. Just go to marks and Spencer.com.

1:10.6

Like, genuinely, like, pause the pod. Like, have a little browse and you can thank us later. Now it's time to thank our partner of this episode, Channel 4 and E4. Gads what's back, baby. Your libido? I wish. No. Married at first sight. Oh, I can't wait. What's not to love? Total strangers saying, I do before they've even had the chance to say, How do you do? I know, this is why we love it. It is a bit of a gamble. You don't even know if he snores or worse. Well, therein lies the fun. Yep, they have been matched by relationship experts. So there is a chance, babe. It will be happily ever

1:45.3

after. But equally, it could be a total train wreck, which, let's be honest, makes a better

1:49.2

telly. Yeah, it does. But guys, get ready. Strap on in for your new TV obsession. The group

1:56.5

chats are going to pop off. What can I say? I mean, I like my friends to have a watch along with Anna kind of experience.

2:03.2

Don't miss Married at First Sight.

2:04.7

Stream now on Channel 4.

2:09.2

This is a global player original podcast.

2:12.6

Be warned, it's Luana!

2:14.2

And this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bans, and general explicit content.

2:19.8

But you know you love it.

2:21.7

Hello!

2:22.3

Hello!

2:23.6

Good morning, good morning!

2:25.5

Now, it is one of those rare occasions where Luana is Luana.

2:32.1

Oh, we've got no I.

2:33.5

No, I'mo, which you just looked wistfully in the corner. I was like, oh. Where she normally is sitting. No, Emma, she is in America. I don't know what she's doing there. Probably watching football again. Actually, what is Emma? We've got Bex here, social manager Bex. She's visiting a friend. Oh, she's visiting. She's having a social life. What friend has she got in America? She's having a social life. Not allowed, is it?

2:53.9

It really isn't. She's visiting a friend. Oh, she's visiting. She's having a social life. What friend has she got in America?

2:52.0

She's having a social life.

2:53.1

Not allowed, is it?

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