I'm Mr. Green, for example. I'm already upset. When I find my ball in the bunker, I'm really upset.

And when I find my ball in a bright egg.

Bright egg.

The dreaded bright egg.

Bright egg.

Bright egg.

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Bright egg lie. I'm about ready to run off the golf course course.

Hello, and welcome to the bright egg podcast. My name is Garrett Morrison, and today we're talking about takeaways from the 2022 Masters tournament.

So I have to be honest, from a competitive perspective, this wasn't the most compelling Masters in recent memory.

Scotty Sheffler dominated the event from Friday through Sunday.

Yes, Cameron Smith challenged him at various points, and Roy McElroy made a great run on Sunday.

But Sheffler played so brilliantly that, for most of the final round, the outcome really wasn't in doubt.

And yet, what this Masters may have lacked in competitive tension?

I think it made up for in rich, interesting storylines.

First, there's Scotty Sheffler, who has won four of his past six tournaments, and this weekend fully confirmed his status as the number one golfer in the world.

Now we can legitimately ask the question, is Sheffler golf's next superstar? Or is this just an incredible hot streak?

Then there's Roy McElroy, who did seem to exercise some of his Masters demons on Sunday, as he shot 64 and finished solo second.

It was really thrilling to see him haul out from the bunker right of the 18th green, and not quite know what to do with his body because he was so excited.

But from another point of view, you could see Roy's performance yesterday, as yet another example of him finding his game at Augusta National exactly when he knows he doesn't have a chance to win.

And of course, we can't not talk about Tiger Woods.

14 months ago, he drove his car at a dangerous rate of speed into ravine in Palos Verde's California.

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