This week, COVID in India taken it down. I mean, India said, can I order some food? And

nature said, Tika Masala COVID for India, the whole country is collapsing over COVID.

Joe Rogan under fire for saying on his episode to a noted scholar from Legion of Skanks,

David Smith, that young people should not get the vaccine. They should fight COVID with

Jiu Jitsu and vitamin X and some zinc does the trick. In other news, there's also a shooting

in North Carolina where they are waiting for the body cam footage to release. It's like

they're waiting for a new JZ album to drop.

Caitlin Jenner is running for president. Randy Quaid is running for governor. I'm calling

my publicist and I will be running for the governor and president of Crete, Greece. It's

a great move. Elliott Page, formerly known as Ellen Page. Don't know if she's added a

dick to the pussy yet, but she will be being interviewed by Oprah and other news, Giuliani's

apartments being raided. What else is new? This is Long Days. What's up to us?

Yo, what's up, Dalas? Welcome to Long Days. Wow, do we got a bartender for you this week,

brother? I am jet lagged and that's just because I did Whitney Cummings podcast. I mean, talk

about a time difference. We did five hours on Whitney Cummings podcast. Who knows what

the name of it is? She has the name, but I just call it Whitney because I can't get over

the fact that her and her co-star, Kristalia, don't talk anymore. I can't get over the

fact that that show got canceled. So whatever your podcast name is, Whitney, I'm just going

to call it Whitney. Didn't have a theme song? Whitney, Whitney. Here's my best friend,

Kristalia. His father grew up a producer. So he passed down the talent for the entertainment

business also for fucking young checks, which he used to be able to get away with in Hollywood.

And every episode I'm going to do a Broadway play. Now, how great a Broadway play with that

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