Today is August 3rd and you should take the day off.

Oh, hi everybody. Welcome to the first episode of many of your new daily favorite show. Take the day off.

You decided not to take the day off and you're driving to work. Let us try to convince you otherwise.

Let us convince you that this is the day to take off. There are lots of days that happen every single day that you might not know of.

And they are good reasons to take the day off. Great reasons to call the boss and say, look, there's no way I could possibly work today.

And we're going to give you the reasons why. That's exactly right.

Today is a great one. It's a great one to start off with. You can listen to this show. You can watch this show on YouTube. If you're watching on YouTube,

it's good to see you like it, like and subscribe and take the day off. Take the day. Take the day. Take the day. Take the day.

It is a really exciting day today. Thank you for joining us for our first ever episode. We would love it if you would share this with some friends and let them know there are multiple reasons to take the day off together.

And I think we all need a little breather. It is August 3rd. It's the first Monday and August. And it's the Monday's.

In case of the Mondays, maybe you woke up this morning. You weren't feeling work. You weren't feeling like going into the office.

You didn't want to deal with the mask. You didn't want to deal with the people. Whatever it could be. Why would you?

And so we have a good reason to take the day off. What is it today, Brains?

Today is grab some nuts day.

So what now?

What?

Today is grab some nuts. So we're telling people to take the day off because today is grab some nuts day.

Yes. Yes. But as I explained the day, or you explain today, whatever it could be, I think people will understand why today is necessary.

So you want people to call in to work and say, I can't work today. Yes.

It's grab some nuts day. It's grab some nuts day. Well, yes. Okay.

And I think once people hear the origin, I will. I will.

Once people hear the origin, they'll look at it. So Dan, you know the origin.

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