If you think every I do ends in a happily ever after, bless your heart, then maybe you also

believe that the Lucky Charms Lepricon is a reasonable representation of Irish fairy folklore.

Well, I and Bagora lads and lassies think again because we are about to take a trip to the

darker side of the Emerald Isle. No magically delicious marshmallow treats here.

This is a story of marriage and murder.

And the mischievous wee folk of legend

who just might have been behind it all.

I'm a witch.

A you a fairy.

I'm the wife of Michael Clary.

They make out a small beam of light against the mirror.

Ro, wow,

real, right, and right,

no, no, no, no. True. Weird stuff.

Hey, you know what's a dangerous, dirty, even deadly job?

Being a woman. It's true. You might not know this little fact toy but every single day

on planet earth 137 women are killed by a current partner a former partner or a family member

here we are literally giving birth to every human on the planet yelled dickheads just out here

murdering us it's wretched

and it's infuriating, but it's hardly news because it's pretty much been happening since humans

crept out of the trees and the caves and commenced to building civilization. Today's story, though,

adds a particularly weird and crazy twist to the usual sorted tale of a husband

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