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Hello and welcome to the J Train Podcasts J Train Jared Freed coming to you live from New York City's Times Square.

We're at Nutmeg Studio we're so pumped to be here you know last couple weeks we made the transition we're ready to we're really we're going up the charts Nutmeg and J Train have come together to go to new heights new levels very excited to be here if you need anything done

I mean this plays it's like being in a Porsche it's like I got it's like I hit the lotto and I threw away my camera and now I'm like big pimping Porsche top down chicken the front scene waving as I go down Main Street that's what it feels like to be here at Nutmeg Studio so listen if you got anything going on Nutmeg studios they're great we want to thank them for having us very excited to be here today and also to hear from you the listeners so much

great support over the last couple weeks especially like to hear from you guys oh my god to get every time you DM me letting me know you're listening how you're listening where you're listening who you're listening with it feels so good it feels as if my nuts are out and you've just taken a feather to and fro to my nuts just up the sit out the scene that little scene where God stitched me together that's what it feels like and listen that doesn't mean the job is over we keep going.

We keep doing this as long as you keep talking about it okay so go and make this your Instagram story take a screen shot let people know tag me I'll send you a little heart I'll send the thank you I'm appreciative toat's preach love it so listen if you're out there listening let people know let your friends know let your family know let people know let's do it keep it going J train pockets of Jimi.com you can send in anything like here's a couple of announcements before we get started we're going to have a couple of minutes before we get started

voicemail we got a voicemail today so 3 4 7 6 6 9 8 2 5 2 3 4 7 6 6 9 8 2 5 2 the voicemail is the perfect thing if you're on the go hey let me call Papa JT the king of brunch the Wizard of Weddings let's call him

so let me swipe okay principal most call him up so listen people keep doing the voicemail 3 4 7 6 6 9 8 2 5 2 also I'm coming across this great country this beautiful country of ours I'm going to be seeing it a lot of it this summer and I want you to come to shows okay I'm coming to Vegas I you're listening to this on the Tuesday I'll be there the 20th through the 25th Comedy seller Vegas you CC social get $25 tickets

I'm going to be in Philly the 27th and the 29th those tickets are leaving the leaving quickly people are buying chomp on them up at the punchline Philly punchline the 27th 29th the Philly punchline the 27th is a live podcast the 29th is stand up I'm going to be Atlanta the laughing skull lounge July 14th before that actually I didn't announce it on the show I'm coming to Charleston South Carolina love Charlie

town okay love Chuck town my buddy open the bar I was going to go there and just sit at the beach for a couple days and he's like why don't you do a show at the bar the new bar is like the spot like shepper the guy from southern charm he's been there that's right people

that's the one name drop all throughout. So it's called uptown social it's the hot new bar in in Chuck town and I'm coming July 11th I'm doing a show there so those are $10 tickets no drink minimum we're going to get hammered afterwards.

So July 11th at uptown social July 14th and laughing skull lounge then I'm at after that we got more dates Jared free dot com Jared free dot com very excited about today's guest so funny so hilarious Morgan

Miller thank you for coming on thanks for having me I'm pumped to have you it's the best long time coming when I'm hanging out with you it feels like I'm on the J train you're on the

J train right on that J train you've already talked about having a Porsche yeah your ball sacks yeah I'm getting here at a bar and I am we can all the normal

topics I usually hit I'm on brand with you and I'm trying to hop on this train and I love it and it's full speed ahead we met a long time ago like it

open mics and then you know you you get in these way you go your different directions or however you know fits for you and you've

kind of you've done a lot of like the UCB stuff I look that's why that's how I know it yes and what to the listeners you know UCB's

become like this famous thing now like I did a class at UCB I did a sketch writing class and I'll never forget

it Adam Conover from like Adam ruins everything was my teacher really yeah and we used to do Adam and I did

open mics together too and like because he was like the teacher and then he like he knew I was doing stand up is like can you help

sign me up for an open like sign them up sometimes so you Adam's a great guy yeah but I took these classes and the thing about UCB

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