Take Me Offline feat. John Crist

Probably a Podcast

Dear Media

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.3 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2025

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

It’s been a minute, but Shannon is back — this time with long-time friend and funny guy around Nashville, John Crist! From unexpected gas leaks to late-night TV milestones, Shannon and John dive into their shared hatred of excessive outdoor noise and the exciting moment of being added to their significant others’ family group chats. John opens up about his journey to The Tonight Show, including the behind-the-scenes back-and-forth with producers and how the big night finally came together. Should you recline your airplane seat? Are people still using GroupMe? Hey, at least they're not doing drugs. With plenty of laughs, a little chaos, and even a public apology from John, you won’t want to miss this episode of Probably A Podcast.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 Introduction and Guest Introduction

00:15 Sparkling Water

01:17 Gas Leaks

02:23 Pregnancy Smell Sensitivity

07:32 Childhood Attention-Seeking Stories

12:48 Self-Awareness

19:22 Ruining Your Day

25:34 Noise Complaints

34:14 The Great Sauce Debate

37:50 Airplane Behavior

44:49 Jimmy Fallon Debut

01:04:56 Stand-Up Comedy Insights

LINKS:

Follow Shannon: https://instagram.com/probablyshannon/

Follow John: https://www.instagram.com/johnbcrist/

Follow Producer Courtney: https://instagram.com/whatsacourtney/

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Watch the full episode on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/probablyshannonford

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:05.0	Welcome back to probably a podcast.
0:07.6	We have one of my dear friends and local funny guy.
0:12.2	Offensive from the beginning, dude.
0:14.8	I was like, how cheesy of an intro can I give that I know he'll be offended by?
0:18.2	Do you like sparkling water?
0:19.2	I feel like you're not bougie enough.
0:21.0	You didn't tell me it was sparkling either. There are people that I can look at and know they are absolutely not drinking sparkling water. Look at me. Does this look like, is that like how they do it? No. They don't do it like that. Like I'm looking at you and I know you think that's spicy. I thought I was like, dude
0:19.1	I'm about to call my sponsor.
0:42.0	I'd have called my sponsor about this.
0:45.3	I'm really close.
0:46.3	I'm hanging on the edge.
0:47.3	No, we do have one of my dear friends, John Chris, in the building.
0:50.3	And here's a fun fact about my podcast.
0:52.6	As you guys know, if you're listening or watching
0:54.5	at home my studio is at my house okay oh yeah and a fun thing about my house john is last night
1:01.2	and i really want to i want to get this on record immediately so i'm sorry it has to be a part of
1:06.4	your podcast really has nothing to do with you go for it but you But you're a man, so you're locked into this,
1:13.6	okay? We're here to the way. So I'm sad. I'm here either way. We got them chained up. So last night,
1:20.0	we were cooking. We have a gas stove, Rich, and I was turning on the stove, and I was like,
1:25.9	that smells like gas. And James comes downstairs, and he's like, I'm like, do you smell that? And he's like, it's a gas stove. Oh, it's a gas stove. It's a gas stove. It's a gas stove. Is that your British? Yeah, it's more Australia. It's a gas stove, Shannon. Of course, it smells like gas. Oh my God. We brought him in still water. We got some still water in here.
1:45.8	Okay.
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