Hello, Del! Welcome to the Mende Room.

Ola, bitch, Ola!

Ola!

So, um, I was taking a flight from Seattle to go visit my brother down in Oklahoma, who happens to be a police officer.

And I had these boxer shorts that had pockets, so I had this really chronic weed.

Put it in three bags.

Put it in the pocket of the boxer shorts.

Got through security, got on the plane, got down to Oklahoma.

Decided to go out skateboarding a little bit.

Hit up a couple of the schools, a couple of local places,

smoking, puffing my weed as I'm going like it's no thing. And get back and my brother who mind you as a police officer smells me and he's like little bro are you smoking

weed down there and I said well yeah and he's like you realize you can go to prison for 20 years

to life for that right and I said I said, no effing way, right?

And he's like, what should we do about this? And I'm like, well, you pretend like it didn't happen.

I mean, you're my brother. And he's like, yeah, you can't do that again. You make sure you get

rid of that. And so I went out back and i smoked it okay it's gone what was he

cool you brought your skateboard to oklahoma you think he'd have a clue he knows you yeah right right

i mean come on did he i mean he knows me he knows me he knows how i am i've always smoked since i was

about 12 years old 12 and uh i think i think he was just trying to put the fear of God into me, you know?

Well, sure.

Did your brother ever smoke? I mean, he's a cop now, but look, man, there's priest, cops, teachers that were up to no good growing up. Well, I mean, yeah, he did. And as a matter of fact, he even come to visit me once. So I took him to the medical dispensary before they changed to the recreational ones.

We got some pot and smoked out for old times' sake. For old time's sake. I'll tell you one, man, there's nothing better than taking someone who's never been to a marijuana store. Oh, man. I mean, you've never seen the look. At least my... Oh, my God. I know. Look at all the varieties. all the varieties they don't even want to leave oh i mean

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