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Joel Osteen Podcast

Take Control Of Your Happiness | Joel Osteen

Joel Osteen Podcast

Joel Osteen & SiriusXM

Religion & Spirituality

4.324K Ratings

🗓️ 3 January 2024

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

Surround yourself with people who build you up.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Joel and Victoria.

0:02.4

Thanks so much for listening to the podcast, and thanks for supporting the ministry.

0:07.1

We believe you're going to have an awesome 2024, healthy, productive, and favor-filled.

0:12.8

God bless you today and enjoy the message.

0:15.5

Well, God bless you.

0:16.9

It's always a joy to come into your homes, and if you're ever in our area, please stop by and see us.

0:22.8

These are the finest people in all of Houston, Texas, right here at Lakewood Church.

0:27.1

I promise you, we will make you feel right at home.

0:30.3

But thanks for tuning in.

0:31.8

Thank you again for coming out.

0:33.3

I'd like to start with something funny.

0:35.0

I heard about this Southern Baptist man named Bill.

0:38.5

He loved to sneak off to the horse races and bet.

0:42.1

One day after losing almost all of his money,

0:44.6

he noticed a priest stepped down on the tracks and bless a horse.

0:49.5

Sure enough, the horse won first place.

0:51.9

The next race, the priest blessed another horse.

0:54.4

Once again, that horse won.

0:56.2

So Bill went to the ATM machine,

0:58.1

took out all of his money.

0:59.8

This time, the priest not only touched

1:02.2

the horse's forehead, but his eyes,

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