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Let's talk about the fact that President Trump incited an erection, and maybe that too.

Donald John Trump incited the erection into inciting an erection.

I'm sorry it's the it's the pleats.

It's actually an optical illusion.

It's the pattern on the past that it's not flattering in the crotcheal region.

Live from the Matthews Brothers Studios.

Why should we believe anything that this administration tells us about anything ever again?

The... Hummer, humma, humma, humma,

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Are you on crack today?

Do you please, I'll answer your question if you be quiet and let me make a statement okay?

Crack you normally smoke Mr. Biden.

What's that? Oh yes, yes. I love crack. I'm absolutely kuku for crack.

Crack you never go back.

Rump swabs, hacks, and moon bats beware.

It's...

Howie Car.

Car.

I know, you know, I grew up in a different era, but you know, I was always out there in the mix and I'm not surprised by any kind of language

but there there are certain words and certain certain attitudes and questions that are asked nowadays in what used to be called polite society

that really, I mean it was surprising this morning that hearing on on Capitol Hill where

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