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Minion Death Cult
Alexander Edward
4.4 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 21 December 2021
⏱️ 4 minutes
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This week we reflect on Donald Trump's victory in the War on Christmas--even muslims and jews like christmas now!
Also, we celebrate the first ever Starbucks union, but not everyone is happy, such as people who fantasize about owning a coffee shop.
Finally, an instacart delivery driver runs over an elderly couple's precious groceries for having a blue lives matter sign in their yard, police say. What do the people say? Off with her head!
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| 0:00.0 | America had gone through a long period where people quit saying Merry Christmas. |
| 0:05.0 | It's all happy holidays. |
| 0:07.0 | You deliberately changed that and openly said, Merry Christmas, we're going to say it again. |
| 0:13.0 | It was part of my campaign. |
| 0:15.0 | My country had started with this woke, I guess, a little bit before that. |
| 0:20.0 | And it was embarrassing for stores to say Merry Christmas. started with this woke, I guess, a little bit before that. Yeah. |
| 0:25.1 | And it was embarrassing for stores to say Merry Christmas. |
| 0:26.5 | You'd see these big chains. |
| 0:28.7 | They want your money, but they don't want to say Merry Christmas. |
| 0:33.6 | And they'd use reds, and they'd use whites and snow, but they wouldn't say Christmas. |
| 0:36.2 | Christmas appropriation? |
| 0:39.3 | Like you can't. They were appropriating Christmas? They'd use the reds, they'd use the whites, but you'd never see a green. |
| 0:44.3 | You'd never... |
| 0:45.3 | They'd be careful. |
| 0:46.3 | They would separate the reds and the greens. |
| 0:48.3 | They would be careful not to let them get together, look too Christmassy. |
| 0:52.3 | Cowards, really. |
| 0:55.3 | I love this. |
| 1:02.2 | It's like the founder, you know, or it's like a flash of genius or something. |
| 1:05.8 | It's like a heartwarming story about a man with an idea. |
| 1:14.3 | And it's, Mr. Trump, how did you decide that you were going to, you were going to have the nation start saying Merry Christmas again? |
| 1:16.5 | What made you decide that? |
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