Baby, it's just a little bit cooler right now.

And we're tailgating once again.

We're out on the driveway.

We're only weeks away from being at the real game.

We've got a fan blowing on us this time because last week's show I was dripping sweat from my elbows

from your elbows to knees and everything in between bad but what are we talking about today

home boy we're talking about the crumbs all of your chest from your food noles over here

before the show is saying he's just trying to make tansy not look fat the crumbs on your belly

are not going to help that.

I don't care.

Listen, you talk about having me late-term avoided at this point in my life.

I can call you a fat piece of shit, right?

I don't care.

He without sin cast the first stone.

Whatever.

Well, today, we're doing our second version of a conspiracy show.

Now, we're going to try to stick to sports, as a lot of sports talk radio callers would say to their radio hosts a lot of times.

Stick to sports.

Don't talk politics and shit.

But there will be a little bit of American conspiracy theories thrown in there because

the thing with sports conspiracies is it's kind of black and white.

Black like the black socks, which we will talk about.

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