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All right, so things are getting weird around here. We thought about pivoting the direction of the podcast. We'll get that

in just a second. It's Sartian Advanced, the Golic Family Podcast here. If you're new, I am terribly, terribly frightened for you.

My name is Mike Goloj Jr. I'm here with my dad, Mike Goloj Jr. You hear us on Golic and we go every Monday through Friday.

My mom is here. Chris Golic. My brother is here. Jake Golic, former Notre Dame tight end. My sister is here. Sydney Golic, former Notre Dame swimmer.

My brother's wife Jenny, Janice is here, former Notre Dame track person. All in all, we are this godless hellhole of a podcast.

And it started off almost turning into, so what is it called? Is it ASMR? Jake, you would know this because you're an internet person better than me.

Yeah, it's ASMR. Yeah, where you do like the the soothing sounds. Yeah, so some people I guess like high definition.

Audio, I guess is somewhat stimulating auditory. I'm not sure what the hell does ASMR mean?

Someone can look that up, but I've never even heard of this ever. Yeah, it's where like all I never see is you just people whispering in

your microphone or eating like apples or pickles into the microphone because they like the crunch. We're like crinkling this wrapper.

Jenny, can you tell what kind of candy wrapper that is?

Sound like an M&M. No, here we go. Here we go. Here we go. ASMR autonomous sensory meridian response.

What God's name is that? The internet's a wild place. It smokes. It's a really good time. So I almost said autonomous as

I'm not talking about autonomous. I was like, like, reading it. I'm glad you didn't know that. I'll shut up this end.

As I mentioned, almost all this podcast holds a degree from the University of Notarim. God helps.

Do well in school. God help us all. I want to get to one. I have one sports related question that I want to

get with you guys soon that is inspired by our friends Stu Gotts who got to live out a dream this weekend.

He was a part of the way in day and was in the corner for Jorge Mastadal, the UFC fighter who fought over the weekend.

But Stu Gotts had the time of his life this weekend doing something. I want to ask you guys a question off of it.

But first, just because I thought I heard her hunching in the background, Jenny, confirm or deny that for what?

Probably the third time this year, last night, you ate so much that you vomited like a doggy.

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