Welcome to stupidity, home of the greatest medium mind ever to walk the planet.

Okay, so here's a deal. He's a true icon in every sense of the word.

He's loved and feared more than any being to grace this planet.

There's too gosh, a man with a voice that sounds like Barry White and Beyonce had a Jewish

baby.

God himself would pay $39.99 for a cameo.

Fact of the matter is, you are about to embark on a transcendent experience that can only be described as

psychological nudity. This is Stugas and this is Stuponty. Here we go, Jim.

Tony!

All right, we are live on the 12th hole here at the American Century Championship,

Blake Tahoe. we love this event.

It's fantastic.

I have no idea why we're here, how we got here,

but we're on a hole where if someone hits a hole in one,

and Tim Brown did it a year ago,

they win this beautiful mastercraft boat right in front of us

that is $300,000.

So it's great if you hit a hole in one. It sucks if you don't

like boats. You celebrate the hole in one and then what do you do with a boat? So we're here.

Colin Jost just put one in the sand. Taylor, how's your pursuit of Colin Jost going?

Say it. Say the line that you've been...

You got joasted.

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