And now, coming to you from Hollywood Los Angeles, California, America, it's the nation's favorite

new-time podcast in the style of old-time radio, the thrilling adventure hour.

Recorded live at Largo at the Coronet in Hollywood, California, America,

tonight's episode, Cactoid Jim, King of the Martian Frontier, in Mayor's Retreat,

starring Nathan Phillian as Cactoid Jim, also starring Hal Lublin and Craig Kekowski as mayors,

and David Anders, Adam Baldwin and Zachary Levi as men from Jim's past.

Narration and songs performed by Willie Watson with Sean Watkins,

music by Andy Paley and the Andy Paley Orchestra. The thrilling adventure hour is directed by

Aaron Ginsberg and written by Ben Hacker and Ben Blacker.

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage, Sarah Watkins, Sean Watkins, and Willie Watson.

Well, howdy folks, and welcome to Mars. You can have a lot of fun on the red planet,

but a fella's got to be careful too. Dangerous lurking over every space, mason, planetary plateau.

Of course, Mars has its share of heroes too. You all know Sparks Nevada, Marshall on Mars.

But there are other champions riding that galactic trail as well.

Folks like Lynn's slide-elected Mayor of Mars, Cactoid Jim, King of the Martian Frontier,

born on the mountain top. We have wisdom born tall, handsome and slim,

and Astroid Phil, for a wild desert flower. That's the story of Cactoid Jim.

Yes, Lord, that legendary Cactoid Jim.

Well, the big forest fire was in a doored town, hopes was looking mighty dim.

A hero staring cloud from the western sky, doused the flames, that Cactoid Jim.

Yes, Lord, that cloud opened Cactoid Jim.

Yes, Lord, that cloud opened Cactoid Jim.

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