Hi, I'm Dan Bookatino, a Bookatino business. I've been running Bookatino Business for years,

since my dad Ron Bookatino gave it to me. He used to say he was in the Bookatino business,

because of how he made plenty of little Bookatinos, as well as because of how he made his business.

Bookatino Business, a business where business gets done, done by Bookatinos, like my dad,

and now like me, Dan Bookatino, and some day these little Bookatinos.

As you can imagine, it's exhausting being in the Bookatino business,

running Bookatino Business, as well as the other one, wherein I mean my kids.

Visa VB and these knuckleheads. And I just couldn't get anything done,

any other scenario which I am in, if not for work to use, brand coffee.

I'm the King of the Castle, by which I mean both my home and the Bookatino Business Building.

That fanfare is not necessary. I assure you, it's just me, Dan Bookatino.

I assure you that fanfare was not for thee. Your bell toles are none. Can you already get?

Or canst thy ears only know thine own pretzel sound? The King of Coffee!

Pretty, regard me all this commoner assworn with those even more common,

then he has speakat speaks true, despite the lioness chance against it.

Sure thinking.

Address me as your highness when you address me, and do not address me except upon my invitation,

and this is an invitation that shalt ever arrive.

What's the matter, King? Need a stamp? We got stamp scallore at Bookatino Business.

Oh, Dan Bookatino.

Let us regard the mouth so small as compared to the head, but when the former is loose the latter you may lose.

Did you just threaten to chop off my head in front of my kids?

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