I always have so much stuff in my pockets.

He's receipts for tampons, gum, chapstick, mint, condoms, candles, towel, jelly, not that kind, you f***ing slut.

Although I have been getting really into this new, so Smucker's the grape jelly, peanut butter and jelly brand came out with a KY jelly brand.

So it's like, because Tad loves eating PB&J, so I'm like, well, picture if my t*** tasted like a PB&J.

But the thing is, don't get your KY mix up with your regular.

It tastes the opposite of that, tastes like depression and onions.

Well, okay, in some cultures, that's considered a sweet, sweet delicacy.

Also, name other items, Alex Trebek in your pockets for 500 Burger King wrappers, Taco Bell receipts.

Yeah, Medicaid cards of your grandpa for whatever reason that you have that in your pocket.

Well, because we're all going to get old and we're all going to die soon.

Jesus, thanks for bringing that up.

And Taco Bell is, as you know, my favorite place of all time.

It's my Disneyland.

It's my, I would literally die on a cross.

Hello, new item.

Could you not do that?

Yeah, well, I am getting ready to convert, so convert to what?

Oh, I don't know, Jesus and Savior's names or Savior, in Jesus' names, we save it, Savior's.

You bought that in a mall, Kiosk, didn't you?

It doesn't matter where I buy stuff.

It matters what it means to my heart.

And Taco Bell also believes in Jesus.

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