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The Trawl
Jemma Forte & Marina Purkiss
4.7 • 867 Ratings
🗓️ 25 March 2026
⏱️ 39 minutes
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Summary
BS, Bluster & Backlash
Jemma and Marina return with a properly unhinged dispatch from a world that seems to be teetering somewhere between “carry on as normal” and “is this how it all ends?”
As tensions with Iran escalate (then de-escalate… then escalate again), they unpack the latest chaos surrounding Donald Trump from threats on Truth Social to mysterious “talks” that may or may not exist, and the market moves that have raised some very big questions.
They dive into the surreal reality of working, parenting and doing Teams calls while wondering if WW3 is about to kick off, why global alliances are shifting and the increasingly bizarre decision-making at the top of US politics.
Plus: AI Trump as Ayatollah, Marco Rubio potentially running the Strait of Hormuz, and why medieval peasant snacks might be the only sane coping strategy left.
It’s chaotic, it’s dark, it’s occasionally ridiculous but hopefully it helps make sense of a moment that doesn’t make much sense at all.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Will Iran still be able to control the flow of oil? |
| 0:02.0 | Be jointly controlled. |
| 0:04.0 | Maybe me. |
| 0:06.0 | Maybe me. |
| 0:07.0 | Me and the Ayatollah. |
| 0:09.0 | Hello and welcome to the Trawl, which we started, oh, three years ago or so, and we started |
| 0:27.3 | it so we could vent about and take the piss out of the Tories, and now here we are discussing |
| 0:31.7 | World War III. I'm Gemma Forte. And I'm Marina Perkis, And yet it's not what we've quite signed up for, |
| 0:39.2 | but once you dipped your toe into the world of politics and geopolitics, |
| 0:43.4 | it kind of, well, it kind of swallows you whole. |
| 0:46.2 | But not everyone, Gemma. |
| 0:48.6 | Some people are just checking out, and I don't blame them. |
| 0:52.1 | Some have just had enough. |
| 0:53.7 | They can't be asked. |
| 0:54.9 | Like, this dude, this is a clip from Nurse Love's Official posted with the caption, |
| 1:01.2 | List of Places I Won't Be Going This Year. Here's a list of places that I'm not going to be |
| 1:05.7 | going in 2026. Number one, the extra mile. Number two, above and beyond. |
| 1:12.1 | Number three, back and forth. |
| 1:14.6 | Number four, out of my way. |
| 1:17.2 | Number five, doing too much. |
| 1:19.0 | So if it sounds like too much effort, count me out. |
| 1:23.9 | I wish I could subscribe to that. |
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