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Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

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So Louis Hamilton is now stepping out with Mario Ballotelli's ex. No, he's not.

It's just, you know, they're just, they're just friends. He's not going out with anybody.

He's already said he's not going out with anybody at the moment. She's been spotted on a date with a West Ham footballer. You know,

they put up these smoke screens. He's not, they, they feel that they have to get publicity

for him. And if they can't get publicity for driving a car very fast, then they have to sort of link

him with this person. And what they are, these are girls who are desperate to further their careers, because I've never even heard of this one here.

But she's Mario Ballotelli's ex.

And she's already been on a date with the West Ham footballer.

So she's done the rounds, hasn't she?

She's a bit like that girl who we mentioned the other day, Jordan somebody, who they're going, oh, she's going to be in film.

She goes, no, she's not. They're just trying, she's obviously got a new agent. Sandy from Greece, Wonder, oh God, it's this dreary bunch of nobodies as they launch a charity on the BBC again.

And, uh, your least favourite people, Test Daily, Rochelle Humes, um, Nick Grimshaw, all dressed up as different people.

For what? For what reason? Answer, I mean, I didn't know why. His hero was Ernest Shackleton, all a bit naff.

And, of course, Toss Daly just had to sort of dress up a Sandy from Greece.

She doesn't look anything like Sandy from Greece.

She doesn't look like Wonder Woman.

She doesn't look like anything at all.

And Nick Grimshaw just looks like that buffoon who's on the X Factor.

Who doesn't say anything. Bobby Davro, you are the ugliest person I know. He's launched a scathing attack on

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