What's up, everyone? Thanks for coming on another episode of CYSTP. Today's episode is brought to you by

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Sorry for the delay on this week's episode. It was supposed to be with

psychic Barbara Bandell who answered many of your questions that you sent in. So thanks for

sending those in. But something is wrong with my footage on that one. So in the meantime,

I don't know if you've checked this out yet, but here's one of a guest, my friend, Brandon Morgan, bringing a hypothetical survival scenario for me to see if I can survive this podcast.

So check this one out.

Here is myself, seeing if I can survive the podcast, seeing if I can survive

escaping the assassination of John Wilkes Booth. Check it out.

I'm going to surprise you if you'll allow me. I want to turn the tables on you today.

Oh, okay.

See if you could survive being on the run from the Union Army in the spring of 1865.

And if you would make better decisions than Booth did.

Oh, that's amazing.

Are you telling me that you have created a survival scenario for me?

I have a loosely put together survival scenario for me. I have a loose,

I have a loosely put together survival scenario for you.

Okay, well, if, you know, if, if, if I say A and the answer is B, you know,

I'm allowed to push back on these things.

Of course you are.

Of course you are.

It's a way of exposing Booth's flight from justice to your audience in a way that they'll recognize with a survival scenario. That's spectacular. And for any people out there listening, you know, if you're going to be a guest one day, you might have to do your homework and bring a scenario for me. I like this. Let's see what you got. Should we jump right in? Let's jump right in if you want. Okay. All right. Get your notes out. Do what you got to do. Oh, I've got it all. I've got some notes, but I've got most of it up here. Because you're from, you're from the area. I'm from Maryland. I grew up in Maryland. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I have, I could lead the law in Maryland quite easily.

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