Hi, I'm Jessie Wehr and I have decided to make a podcast with my dear mother, say hi

mom. Hi. And we have decided, Tim. Hi. Dear mother. Okay fine. Hi, I'm Jessie Wehr

and I have decided to make a podcast with my mom. She's here with me, say hi mom. Hi. Hi.

She makes me laugh every time she does it so awkward. I don't know. Hi, I'm Jessie Wehr and my

mother and I have started a podcast. It should be with you very soon and we're very excited

to launch Table Manners. It's a podcast about food, family and the art of a good old chitchat.

I've never looked, no, it's going to be really embarrassing for you but I don't care. Do your impersonation

that I love you to do. Colin. Yeah. Let's go somewhere with a cold. No, it's going to sound amazing.

Oh shit, it's not chocolate. It's good, isn't it? I've decided to wrote my mother into this

because she's the best cook I know and what we do every week is we invite a guest over to be

cooked for by my mum. Oh no, fuck. Because you don't know what you need to think about what you're

saying before you say it. Would you like to introduce it? Sorry. Well, I don't think you can call it

the art of chitchat. All right, fine, fuck off. Right, just go. It's about food, family and

conversation. Wherever the conversation takes us. Okay, there you go. Because that sounds more

exciting. It's like promising something. Okay, I saw that because you know, maybe food and

family are not what everyone turns everyone on. But good conversation does. Is that what turns you?

Mom, you know what I mean? We've got sex. Why haven't we?

First time there was a stag party on the flight and there was a guy pretending to be a horse

galloping up and down the aisle with a horse head off. It's like a horror film. And there was a

slag thrombus. And then the second time my mum actually punched someone. Oh my god, I saw that. She

was a saph-assided guy who was a part of another stag party and they were like yelling abuse each

other getting hammered and like he stood up and just said like they were towards the end of the

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