Oh, no associate this firm has ever failed the bar exam.

No kidding.

I just know that you were going to kick that bar's butt out of here you know you know You come in here with a skull full of mush, you leave thinking like a lawyer.

My staff has flunked the bar exam six times.

You graduated from law school six years ago.

What have you been doing since?

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do I'm work to work without an overcoat today so I'm basically living in Miami

doesn't get any better there's nothing I have less experience with than super cold weather all the time.

So I just cannot, I mean, California privilege, I don't understand.

But that's cool.

Yeah, it was all the way maybe up to like 60 today something like that. I don't know. It's feeling good. Yeah, that's the best. My ideal temperature is to be able to take a walk and not be sweating, which is like kind of like 60. You think it's like, oh yeah, 72 I deal, now,

72 you start moving. 72 is a good resting temperature or whatever, you know, 70, you don't mind that.

Moving around temperature, I need that to be maybe even in the

50s that's my ideal temp. Yeah and yet Sacramento California is often

literally twice that so. Well come to Boston late April and May and you'll have some good walking around without getting sweaty weather.

I'm excited to try my hand at some more bar questions last week.

So we did two new criminal law ones from that new book you got. They were fun. I'm looking forward to this book. This is going to be interesting.

And yeah, we've got some of those. Nice. And of course we'll eventually be able to get the other areas as well.

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