T3BE Week 8! Elaborate Crimes and Psychedelics

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🗓️ 3 April 2024

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Can you believe it, it's T3BE8! You know the drill, we answer last week's questions, honor two winners, and then ask two more questions!

But Matt has a new bar exam book, and it's going to be quite fun, if these questions are any indicator. Deviously hard, needlessly complex, extremely silly... it has it all!

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0:00.0	Oh, no associate this firm has ever failed the bar exam.
0:04.4	No kidding.
0:05.4	I just know that you were going to kick that bar's butt out of here you know you know You come in here with a skull full of mush, you leave thinking like a lawyer.
0:27.0	My staff has flunked the bar exam six times.
0:37.0	You graduated from law school six years ago.
0:39.0	What have you been doing since?
0:40.0	Studying for the bar. Welcome to opening arguments.
0:45.0	The podcast where a comedian takes lawyers to court.
0:50.0	Don't take ethics advice from Alan Dershowitz.
0:54.0	Hello and welcome to opening arguments.
0:59.0	This is Thomas Takes the Bar Exam Week 8.
1:02.0	I'm Thomas Smith.'s Matt Cameron how you
1:04.4	doing Matt I'm alright Thomas I get the new office energy we just moved downtown
1:08.8	Yeah, Matt has been moving and moving and moving and moving and exhausted but he's still a trooper coming in with
1:15.2	the bar questions having me fail the bar cheers him up so I think that's his only
1:20.5	remaining motivation for energy.
1:22.6	Always looking forward to watching you just flame out.
1:25.0	Well, we had a bit of a different thingy this time.
1:28.1	We had like a next generation bar exam and unlike Star Trek,
1:31.9	it was not as good as the original.
1:34.0	At least for me, I don't think my score will be as good, but we'll see.
1:38.0	We are going to answer a couple questions and of course pose a couple new questions.
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