Oh, no associate this firm has ever failed the bar exam.

No kidding.

I just know that you were going to kick that bar's butt out of here you know you know You come in here with a skull full of mush, you leave thinking like a lawyer.

My staff has flunked the bar exam six times.

You graduated from law school six years ago.

What have you been doing since?

Studying for the ball. Welcome to opening arguments.

The podcast where a comedian takes lawyers to court.

Don't take ethics advice from Alan Dershowitz.

Hello and welcome to opening arguments.

This is Thomas Takes the bar exam, week six,

and we've been just slammed with controversy scandal rocks T3 be

I'm Thomas disgraced how's it going Matt Thomas hate to call out on this, but that question has been asked in a previous episode of opening arguments.

I don't remember what you said back then, so it's it doesn't matter, I don't I still it's still a question you know I'm still

doing good okay I have a prepared statement here good evening so what

happened was I never knew what Andrew used for T3 beE and then when we started doing this I just

researched my own thing and got a certain source for questions. Sent it on over to Matt

because of course I don't want to see any of the questions. By the way this whole

episode Matt will reveal how seriously I take this thing don't want to see any of the questions. By the way, this whole episode, Matt,

will reveal how seriously I take this thing even more

if it wasn't driven home.

So I didn't know that.

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