T3BE Week 3! Drugs and Hearsay

Opening Arguments

Opening Arguments Media LLC

Atheist, Opinion, Harvard, News, Politics, Legal, Law, Liberal, Supremecourt

4.3 • 3.7K Ratings

🗓️ 28 February 2024

⏱️ 30 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Thomas Takes the Bar Exam!

It's time for the answers to last week's questions, plus two more!

If you'd like to support the show (and lose the ads!), please pledge at patreon.com/law!

For the time being, any profit over and above the costs of operating the show, will go towards repair and accountability.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Oh, no associate this firm has ever failed the bar exam.
0:04.4	No kidding.
0:05.4	I just know that you were going to kick that bar's butt out of here you know you know You come in here with a skull full of mush, you leave thinking like a lawyer.
0:27.0	My staff has flunked the bar exam six times.
0:37.0	You graduated from law school six years ago.
0:39.0	What have you been doing since?
0:40.0	Studying for the ball. Welcome to opening arguments.
0:45.0	The podcast where a comedian takes lawyers to court.
0:50.0	Don't take ethics advice from Alan Dershowitz.
0:54.0	Hello and welcome to opening arguments. This is Thomas takes the bar exam. Week three. I'm Thomas. That's the bar exam. How you
1:05.1	doing bar exam? I think the answer to that question is a four-part
1:08.2	multiple-choice question of which at least one of those answers is a red herring.
1:11.1	Yeah. Oh no it's Matt. Okay I won't equate you with the
1:15.2	bar exam that was unkind. How are you doing today? Sticking with my answer. Okay. So I'll go with
1:19.6	answer B whatever that one was for you. Yeah, it's probably correct.
1:24.0	Having a shitty day, damn it, you shouldn't have guessed B.
1:27.0	No.
1:28.0	I'm doing all right. I am so excited to be back doing this.
1:30.0	This is super fun for anyone who, I don't know, is a new listener, this is super fun for anyone who I don't know is a new listener this is where I
1:34.8	a non lawyer try to answer some bar exam questions and the audience can play along and we pick
1:39.2	winners and it's more fun than it sounds, I think, if I were.
1:43.0	We also learn about the law along the way.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Opening Arguments Media LLC, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Opening Arguments Media LLC and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.