Choose life, choose a job, choose a career, choose a family, choose a fucking big television,

choose washing machines, cars, compact displays and electrical tin openers. Choose good health,

low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose

your friends, choose a starter home, choose leisure where I'm matching luggage. Choose

rotten away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more

than an embarrassment to the selfish fucked up brats that you've spawned to replace

yourselves. Choose your future, choose life.

Welcome to Now Plains, Trainspotting, Retrospective Series. Take the best orgasm you've ever

had. Multiply it by a thousand and you're still nowhere near it.

Hosted by Stuart. It was a lot of shongkai. Jacob. Loving man would a gay lust for life.

It's a lot of fun to argue. Really the most useless and unreliable fuck up in town.

These podcasts contain detailed plot spoilers, harsh language and are seriously lacking in

moral fiber. What they fuck gets is the pleasure of it. Otherwise we wouldn't do it.

Listen or discretion is advised.

Thank you all for seeking that halfway to the intravenous injection of hot drugs please.

Today we're discussing T2, no not Terminator 2, T2 Trainspotting, starring. You and McGregor,

you and Bremer, Johnny Lee Miller, Robert Carlisle, directed by Danny Boyle. This is Arnie,

the Now Planko Host who chooses podcasting. Is this Stuart?

And this is the host that's like one of those cuts in the Bible that live forever, Jacob.

T2, actually they did want you to make that connection. Would it have helped if they had

gone with their original title, which was The Least Unfamiliar? I actually think I'd

be more interested if it was called Pornow, which is the name of the second book The

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