I'm gonna get this right one time.

Chrissy and I are extremely grateful for all of you who have listened and made this such a rousing success in season number one.

Almost a hundred thousand of you tuned in and quite frankly we didn't even have a hundred friends before we started this show.

So thank you very much from the bottom of our hearts.

This is the end of season one.

This is the last, relive recorded episode but we'll be back the first Tuesday in January with brand new episodes for your little years.

Fear not however, we've decided we're gonna cut up the old shows and put a best of together for the following two Tuesdays.

So while you have no new episodes you will have new audio to listen to.

It's our gift from us to you the listener.

Also if you hear us talk about going to YouTube and watching episode number 37, the one you're about to listen to, don't because it's not there.

Because I corrupted the file and now we have no video.

And I'm really sorry about that but you know what? Don't be ungrateful. It's Christmas. Enjoy the show.

Hey!

Any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me?

I have one.

I like Frank Shirley my boss right here tonight.

I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there. Millaby Lane with all the other rich people.

I want to brought right here with a big ribbon on his head.

And I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap line no good rotten, foreflushing low-life snake licking, dirt-eating, and bread.

Overstuffed ignorant, blunt, fucky dog kissing brainless, dickless, hopeless, hardless, fat ass bug-eyed stiff-leg, and spotting it.

I've heard him say that he's a man of the world.

He's a man of the world.

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