t/TIFU I Accidentally Ate a Mouse Whole

rSlash

rSlash Reads Reddit

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4.9 • 10.6K Ratings

🗓️ 21 June 2025

⏱️ 17 minutes

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0:00 Intro 0:05 Lasagna 7:31 Kitten 12:29 iMessage 14:40 Mouse tea Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:03.8	butthole is on fire. Today I effed up by eating a homemade family-sized lasagna for every meal for over two days. I've made a terrible
1:13.5	mistake and learned a valuable lesson. Allow me to walk you through the last three days of hell.
1:19.5	My housemate went on holiday Tuesday morning, leaving me alone for the week. I don't often get time
1:24.7	alone, so I plan my time around working a little each day, then playing
1:28.8	games for the rest of the day. About 12 p.m. and several joints in, I was getting hungry and had an
1:34.2	amazing idea. I was going to make a massive homemade lasagna and eat it over the course of the week.
1:40.3	At this point, I had no idea what it would do to my body.
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