Toucher and toucher and rich.

Wake up, quick up.

On 985, the Sports Hub.

985, the Sports Hub, we are toucher and rich.

This market is really something else.

Now, uh, Minahan and all them are butt hurt that I expose the truth about their is really something else.

Now, uh, Minahan and all them are butt hurt that I expose the truth about their show.

That, uh, by the way, uh, so the thing is, is that, dude, you guys are talking about the fourth line of the Bruins. We don't talk about sports, dude.

Yeah, you challenged me to a sports debate.

You wrote on the back of baseball cards.

You guys used to have your whole thing about we're the right, I mean, they advertise

this.

We're the right place to go for sports while they're doing stuff like the drunken recap.

Okay, that's right.

Oh, so, and then, you know what?

We're not into it.

Yet you attack the dumbest people. Oh, we're and then, you know what? We're not into it. Yet, you attack the dumbest people.

Oh, we're not into sports, but here I go. I'm after Shaughnessy. I'm calling him shake. Come on now! I'm calling him shake. I'm the first person ever to go after Dan Shaughnessy. And by the way, I'm retiring, but I'm going to be in the next day.

By the way, we're, oh, you know what, so-and-so's banned, and we've grabbed, and you know what, you're so not into it. You have all these failed writers on your show coming in and out, creating this manufactured drama. Congratulations with your World Wrestling Federation. Hokey-ass crap.

Hey, I'm going to come over.

The worst bit, and it was so embarrassing, my sphincter tightened,

when you came over here to protest Felger in a bit that went absolutely nowhere.

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