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Doug hates candy wrap or screaming baby sticky

Seats with 50 as it up or curdles in his teeth

There's still not one that we won't sick or fall apart

Hey everybody holy crap my name is Doug and I love movies this is Doug loves movies

Coming to you once again from Cobb's comedy club in San Francisco California

We did it you guys are awesome it's it's Thursday April did you say we did it it's

Thursday April 19 2012 nearly hours just four hours from 420

Very exciting right after this show I will be racing over the punchline to do my second annual countdown to 420 show

Where just moments before midnight we will stop the show and count it down New Year's Eve style

Dick Clark hologram style yeah it is too soon for hologram jokes

Poor holograms why are they getting so so beat up when they're so awesome

People died and we brought back so thank you for that holograms

And yeah and then right after we do the countdown we'll go outside and you know celebrate

Because smoking is frowned upon in that establishment

Did you guys bring name tags I see one right there that says

Pick me and get a hand job from Tim are you Tim

That sounds like you're offering up a hand job from it from another person

Wow good bad and good Brad and the ugly nicely done there it says Caroline's box

Where's it Caroline's box Caroline I apologize don't you find that the Caroline Caroline divide is the angriest

That like when you get that one wrong they're never happy with you she took it pretty well I appreciate it

Say Ashley has a boom box that she's holding overhead so instead of say anything I get it you know I love movies

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