T.J. Miller #2
You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes
Lemonada Media
4.5 • 9K Ratings
🗓️ 24 January 2012
⏱️ 50 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Now entering nerdist.com. |
| 0:20.0 | What's up weirdos, this is a bonus episode because this is not a regular episode in that |
| 0:26.6 | we don't really do the naval gazing. We normally do on the show. We're not talking about comedy sex, |
| 0:30.8 | God brain surgery. If you want that conversation, go to episode number two of this show, which is |
| 0:37.6 | TJ's regular episode. This is only to address the laugh factory, Dane Cook, TJ Miller sort of debacle |
| 0:45.3 | that just went down on the Onion Avie Club and a couple other websites. And I, you know, I love TJ |
| 0:51.0 | so much and I was curious to see what he would say after listening myself to the Joe Rogan podcast. |
| 0:56.4 | I wanted to talk to him. He wanted to do it. I was thrilled that we could do it. And I'm thrilled |
| 1:00.4 | that it turned out well. Very, very interesting stuff. If you're a comedy nerd like me and like |
| 1:05.5 | I think a lot of you are, if you're not, maybe skip this one. We're going to have another one. |
| 1:11.3 | We'll have other ones. Maybe to maybe try it and then see if you see if you like it. But you, |
| 1:17.6 | you might not. Oh, Jesus. Please, yeah, play, play that sweet, sweet episode. |
| 1:26.4 | I had to paint the bus. Bell sound dot com. Love it. They'll say, I'm like, |
| 1:35.6 | they'll fan how many tweets about us doing a show together or whatever. But can I just address |
| 1:41.4 | right now that my pants on the left side are completely wet because the one day it rains in L.A. |
| 1:47.4 | is also the one day. You sleep in a puddle on your side. You always do that. |
| 1:52.8 | Pete, if there's ever a body of water and he's sleepy, he'll just go to sleep on his side. |
| 1:57.1 | Just one side because I want one side to be moist. Yes. Moist. I knew a guy in college that hated |
| 2:01.7 | the words moist and quiche. Girls always hate the word moist. And panties is a big one with the |
| 2:06.5 | ladies. They hate the word panties. I've known a lot of girls. A girlfriend will let me say facial |
| 2:10.8 | lotion. That is a hard line rule at the New House House. You're the weirdest guy in the world. |
| 2:20.1 | I have to say that. Why not facial lotion? I don't know. She just doesn't like the way it sounds like |
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