Hello. Do you have a bizarre relationship with an inanimate object and you insist that this

inanimate object is sexy? Well, guess the fuck what? You're going to love my new app called

Is it Hot?

What you do is with this app, you just simply aim your mobile phone camera at an object,

you know, crop it within the photo so it knows what to identify,

and it will tell you if it's sexy or not.

So then at the very least, you can at least tell people, look, the app agrees that this big, thin cardboard box is hot.

It will validate you.

Anyway, it's actually doing pretty well in a few specific countries in Western Europe.

But thank you for having me.

I am Sophia Alexandra.

Well, welcome to the pod.

It is an honor.

Hello. Have you. Aalekia Alexandra. Well, welcome to the pod. It is an honor. Uh, hello. Um, have you ever been so insecure that you feel competitive with an inanimate object?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

If so, you're going to love our company.

It's called, Are You Okay?

My neck hurt.

What it is when we see you get jealous of an inanimate object, we will come to you wherever you are and we will just gently ask you, are you okay?

I'm not.

I'm fucking not.

And guess what?

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