Welcome in special edition of that SEC podcast.

I'm your host Michael Bratton.

Go by SEC Mike on the Twitter machine and the legend T. Bob A. Bears back from snaps,

from ESPN, Baton Rouge, from anything else we can add to your resume Aside from SEC Hater

Yes, purple party dad

At the local bespoke

Baton Rouge Nutcracker Production

That would be the final piece of the

resume there

I think we should change your title

To head longhorn

Dick Rider Because Chewit! we should change your title to a head longhorn dick rider.

Because, uh, chew, boy, you putting on a Jenna Jameson level, uh, performance up there.

You know what I was thinking about the other day? If you're my age, and we're just going to

start this real degenerate guys. so I apologize ahead of time.

But if you're my age,

chances are you remember a woman named Deepthroat Heather from back in the day.

Ideepthroat.com really quite ahead of the curve in terms of kind of taking your adult production into your own hands

and monetizing yourself as opposed to being a victim of a

horrible industry.

But yeah, like, I thought that I would never see anyone that could compete with Heather

until I saw you first pre-playoffs getting on your knees for Alabama and Kailen DeBoer and then post-playoffs

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