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Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude!

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Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude!

Comedy Cellar Network

Comedy, Leisure

4.52.1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2016

⏱️ 129 minutes

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Summary

This week on YKWD: we have Sal Vulcano, Stavros Halkias, Leonord Ouzts, and Tim Dillon! When things get heated talking about #BlackLivesMatter, we reconcile with chocolates. Many different views were expressed, including the always funny "Walking-On-Eggshells-Because-I-Am-Famous" school of thought. Plus, A hilarious role play between Bobby and Leonord about what NOT to do when you're pulled over! Watch / Listen and enjoy! RiotCast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

You're listening to Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude, on the RiotCast Network,

0:07.0

Riotcast.com.

0:08.6

Hey, what's up, you know what dude fans? It's old Uncle Joe the truth tiny mouth that's right

0:16.9

folks I have been officially diagnosed with a small mouth the oral surgeon told me I have a small mouth. I have to have teeth removed because my mouth is too small and I'm gay.

0:29.0

Also I got a new album coming out. It's called Are You Mad at Me. It comes out. It's already out. I thought it was coming out. It's called Are you mad at me? It comes out. It's already out. I thought it was coming out, but Robert wouldn't let me put this advertisement on the podcast till later. I had to blow them.

0:45.0

Just kidding. That's not true. That's ridiculous. All right, anyways, I have an album coming out. It's called, it's out, it's out already.

0:49.0

Fuck me. God damn it.

0:51.0

I should probably do another take of this, but maybe people will think it's funny.

0:55.0

Oh I'm gonna kill myself. Anyways I have an album that is out. It's called Are You Mad at

1:00.7

Me. It's available on all platforms sam goody f y e record town

1:07.3

bobs records

1:09.3

just kidding of course that's ridiculous it's available on uh... i don't know i tunes i tunes is all i know that's ridiculous it's available on I don't know iTunes iTunes is all I know

1:14.6

that's all I have but it's also on you know Amazon Google play Netflix whatever the

1:19.4

hell you get albums Spotify maybe is that a thing? It's out, it's called Are You Mad at Me, and I love you and I love the

1:28.5

podcast and listen to the podcast and buy my album. It's bucks I'm proud of it I recorded it in Buffalo I think it's funny I like it I like you

1:38.8

That's all. Thanks Bobby. Thanks everyone. I love you. Bye

1:44.0

Fuck how do you turn the Thanks, I love you, bye.

1:44.0

How do you turn this thing on?

1:46.0

Ah shit.

1:47.0

Oh, here it is.

1:49.0

All right.

1:50.0

Welcome to the 40th podcast on the planet Earth. This is going to be a cluster of us. To the

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