Hi bitch I'm back. It has been brought to my attention that some of you saw this

podcast was over. A little dramatic just because it's been eight weeks since I put an

episode out. Here's a deal. It's been three hours where I'm from. Time isn't real. Get over it. I've been busy

partying with some Palladians. I was at a very long Palladian beach party and then Jesus

showed up so I left. He's fine. I know you guys like him. He's fine. He's fine, but with the water and the wine at every

fucking party we get it. Who is this for? He is the earth equivalent of the guy with the acoustic guitar.

It's like, all right, we've seen it.

Who is impressed here?

No one gives the shit Jesus.

You peaked. You peaked. We do kind of peaked. I guess it didn't turn out very well, but my God, what an attention seeker.

So I wrote a piece of space junk and I'm back. I was hiding out because my

avatar was getting upgraded but y'all got upgraded while I was gone so I guess we're

going to talk about that today. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh,

oh, yeah, Oh, yeah. Mark Pontius makes all of the music for this podcast. He also handles the fading of the songs

and he is obviously out of town this week. So we're going with the abrupt the abrupt fade please don't tell him I did

that all right kids get your pen and paper out this is an eighth dimensional being

talking to you through a comedian a comedian's new avatar what's up we're gonna talk today about system

upgrades software upgrades no hardware who get fucking great start? Great start. We're off to a great start. This is a joke. This whole podcast is a joke. Don't listen to it if you don't like it. That is an option available to all of you. Many of

you do not know that. All right, so first I'm going to explain dimensions because

you guys don't

live in the fifth dimension what?

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