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Beyond Yacht Rock 2000

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Beyond Yacht Rock 2000

Dixon Denim Cutoffs, LLC

Music Commentary, Music

4.9937 Ratings

🗓️ 26 October 2017

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Leotards & legwarmers! Steve power-walks the guys through the best workout songs by '80s ladies.

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0:00.0

Zero Audio room who grew up with sisters. So I want to teach you today what that's all about.

0:14.3

First of all, girls poop has a totally different stink than boys poop. I bet they

0:19.6

didn't cover that in marriage class, which I assume you all had to take before you purchased your wives

0:25.0

from their respective families.

0:27.0

Second of all, when you're in a bad mood, sometimes you just have to stomp upstairs, slam the door with a loud satisfying bang,

0:35.4

stew for a couple hours, and then come out when dinner is ready and everything is totally fine.

0:39.6

Wait, what dudes are up in your sister's room for that satisfying bang?

0:45.0

No, you or your siblings do that.

0:49.0

Oh, okay.

0:50.0

Wait. The point is that...

0:52.0

The point is... you're banging your sister no the point is that you slam the door

0:57.2

and it's real satisfying and makes a loud noise. Oh you see we didn't have sisters I I'm so confused. Yeah, I gotta teach you all about this shit.

1:06.0

Yeah. Third thing you need to know, the judging in both figure skating and gymnastics is so confusing and arbitrary that neither one should even be considered a sport.

1:17.0

Although, each of those is still more of a sport than auto racing.

1:21.0

Four thing you got to know. If you tease somebody or troll as the

1:25.3

millennials like to say on the internet, it's just kind of sad and

1:28.7

pathetic if they never have a comeback. So growing up with sisters is that what helped you develop your Bernie Bro style of misogyny?

1:37.0

What what is it that helped you see through obvious false narratives planted by political campaigns.

1:43.0

You just blew my mind.

1:47.0

Is growing up with sisters what to find your impeccable sense of style?

1:51.0

No, because I never asked their advice on anything, really.

1:55.0

Yeah, I guess I knew that.

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