SYNT: Vape Smoke to the Face

Don't Blame Me!

Sister Sign Productions

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 August 2025

⏱️ 38 minutes

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0:00.0	Hi.
0:05.7	Hello.
0:06.9	Melissa has so much energy.
0:08.6	I do.
0:09.9	She sucks so much.
0:11.3	I'm viving.
0:12.2	You know, when you hit that rim, which is at an hour and a half, you're good.
0:16.8	I feel like I never hit that rim.
0:19.3	I do.
0:20.3	And that's how I plan out my sleeping in blocks.
0:25.9	Melissa and I are like built so fucking differently.
0:29.5	Like I hope I can sleep, but like my God, planning to sleep is just, no, I can't even plan to poop.
0:40.1	I've been on a different schedule with them I've been eating more fiber so I was but then I don't know what's
0:46.0	been happening this last week it's been a lot of not Megan's not pooping and she's got these are
0:51.7	horrific headaches and you'd think I'd be dehydrated.
1:10.9	I'm drinking so much water. And then you'd think maybe it's too much water. So then I scale about it. Just nothing is changing. Well, I'm sorry that you're having issues with your body. That's fine. That's fine. A body will body. Buddy yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada welcome everybody i was thinking get me buddy
1:12.8	is that janet no get me body does don't tell me hold on i'm no but i can hear it in my head
1:20.4	wow oh wow wow no no wow i'm sorry wow wow wow Wow. Wow. No, no. Okay, I'm going to leave now. That was. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Maybe in my head I thought it was a cover because like it's so, it's like old school, old school. That's on your place of all. B day. Yes, it's on B-Day.
1:45.7	Let me put this back on.
1:46.5	Get some better ju-ju.
1:49.7	No, you literally have your Catholic car.
1:50.3	It's right there.
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