SYNT: This Week's Regrets

Don't Blame Me!

Sister Sign Productions

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.7 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 July 2024

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

This week, Meghan and Melisa are feeling...backed up. Let's just say they're both taking for granted the simple joys of daily regularity. In a desperate attempt to escape the beige food era (think beige walls, beige clothes, beige...), they dive into their recent DNA test results (thanks, 23andMe!). But enough about their guts and genes! They also dish on Victoria Monet's new sister, dissect a recent Ariana Grande interview, and get ready to celebrate the most patriotic time of the year - the Olympics! (Maybe they'll even get inspired to move more than just their bowels.) Plus, they call out those who hide their nepotism (you know who you are!), Melisa complains about two terrible movies she watched (because apparently suffering is her hobby), and Meghan tries (and probably fails) to recommend some decent movies to break Melisa's beige movie curse. Tune in for laughs, honesty (maybe too much honesty?), and a reminder to appreciate the little things in life...like a good BM. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, happy Tuesday. Happy Tuesday!
0:07.0	Happy Tuesday!
0:08.0	Happy Tuesday! How are you doing?
0:11.0	I am pretty good. I am I'm I'm hoping again which is great. That's
0:18.0	spectacular because you were water pooping last time we talked and then I was
0:22.3	stopped pooping again because the water.
0:24.4	It all left my body. And then it was like, we actually can't do this for a while.
0:29.2	We have no waste. Exactly. And now we're pooping and I just have to say you you don't realize how good you have it when you are having a bowel movement every day like And I just am appreciating it again.
0:44.8	I haven't been having quality ones.
0:47.0	Oh yeah, I'm not, I'm not asking for that.
0:49.4	I haven't been eating vegetables.
0:52.4	That's my own doing. I just have not been in the mood to eat a vegetable.
0:56.4	Sister, I see you. And I think I might just get some green juice and drink it and then have fun on Sunday.
1:04.0	Well, that's exactly what I did because I have not been eating my vegetables.
1:08.0	So I have just resorted to the greens. And I go it's green I'll eat it and if it's in a form of a
1:17.2	liquid I'll drink it that's totally great but right now I'm putting lettuce on
1:21.1	sandwiches and go I guess it's a vegetable?
1:23.2	Yeah, I made some, well, I put in an order at Whole Foods for some groceries
1:31.1	and then they gave me a bag of someone else's groceries on top of
1:34.4	mine so it wasn't oh okay so you got your fix I got everything that I wanted but then I got
1:39.2	somebody else's stuff these people had tell me why you need both of these of
1:45.0	a low-fat and a carton of low-fat milk and a carton of fat-free milk.
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