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Are you auditioning to be an auctioneer?

Yes.

Melissa, the way I've ended up on Sotheby's Tik-Tock

and I will watch 10 minute videos of that fashionable woman just I fucking the auctioning the bidding of being like

what's your client why I'm like girl you I'm over here saying 10.5 million dollars. I don't have that kind of money.

She's a siren. She's an entang, like, she's so fucking good at her job. And up until then I was like,

that doesn't require any skill except

for talking fast no no no that requires charisma using out the fucking ass yes she's

very seductive she's wildly I like am I getting stopped? Like what do you do? In her

outfit like all of it I was like and I actually need this reality show. See when you

did it I don't know why so the bee wasn't the first thing that popped in my head I know I was

thinking more like at like a auction for like cars or pigs yes no that was the the vibe because I know my genre yeah I

actually at this point I'm not interested in being anywhere near livestock.

Do you have a particular reason?

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