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Don't Blame Me!

SYNT: Beyoncé is Melisa's Cousin

Don't Blame Me!

Sister Sign Productions

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.73.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 October 2023

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Melisa went to Houston for a writing conference and happened to see Shaq and her cousin-in-law Beyoncé Giselle Knowles-Carter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

You were coming to us as a new woman, Melissa.

0:11.9

I know.

0:12.9

A rebirth, if you will.

0:15.5

Out of someone's vagina, who is not your mother, but she is mother.

0:20.9

I took a journey through her open legs, but the other way.

0:27.5

Hey, you know.

0:30.9

It was great.

0:31.9

So welcome to see you next Tuesday.

0:34.7

If you're new here, this is not a structured show in any way.

0:39.5

We have other episodes that come out throughout the week.

0:43.2

Like on Monday, we have Don't Blame Me, which is a call in or write in it by show.

0:47.8

And then on Thursdays, we have Butta, my wrong, where we judge if people were

0:55.9

right or wrong in a situation.

0:57.6

And then Fridays, we have Fisting Friday, where we read those results.

1:02.3

But today is seeing next Tuesday.

1:05.3

And this is more so a catch up for us with each other, and you all get to enjoy it.

1:12.8

And this is there might not be structure to this show, but this episode will have a

1:17.7

little bit of structure.

1:18.7

And that structure is Melissa did something that we have all been waiting for.

1:23.8

And I as a friend online and offline have not been able to hear about it because we

1:28.0

have this podcast together.

1:29.4

So so I have to wait.

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