Synced: Long End of the Stick

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Umbrella

Tv & Film, Music, Comedy

4.6 • 68.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 September 2023

⏱️ 82 minutes

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In this episode of Synced, Monica talks about temporarily giving up drinking, they contemplate Liz's trusting nature, and debate the deliciousness of club soda. A special guest joins for listener questions about tardiness and if a sixteen year age gap is too much between romantic partners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	So many mosquito bites. Are you getting some? So many. I'll put the trash and I'll come
0:18.4	back with like third B mosquito bites. It's so helpful. Didn't used to be like this
0:22.6	here. Really? Yeah. It's like climate change. It's like three years. I think of mosquitoes
0:28.2	three years. I mean, it's like these cockroaches in my apartment. They put the little boxes with
0:33.4	the poison so that they go poison their families and it feels wrong. Mine are little, which makes
0:39.2	you think that it's better, but it's not. The exterminators were like those are German cockroaches
0:44.5	and apparently the German German. They travel from Germany, I guess. Yeah. They flew here. Yeah,
0:50.2	first class. It's not great. Let's talk about the elephant in the room.
0:54.8	My date. What? No, I'm late. Oh, but you're always a little. I know. That's what I want to talk
1:01.7	about. Exactly. I'm perpetually late now. I used to be so punctual. And what's changing?
1:09.4	The estrogen. I haven't started that yet. Okay. No, and it's not like it's new as of two weeks ago.
1:15.0	It's like maybe a year-ish in some change. Old. I feel like the older I get the less punctual I am.
1:22.6	It's a weird identity shift. Does it feel empowering? I feel guilty because I know what it's like
1:28.2	to be on the other side of it and have strong feelings about it. I've now dropped that feeling.
1:33.3	Like when other people are late, I don't care because I just understand lateness in a new way,
1:38.9	but I feel some guilt in case they feel like I used to feel. You know what I mean? Got it. I think
1:44.0	10 minutes is fine. I think more though consistently is bad. In my head, there's a 10-minute
1:50.7	grace period when you're coordinating and you're meeting anyone. If they're telling me that's
1:53.6	fine. If they're 15, 20, that's bad. Yeah. Unless there's a thing. This also makes me feel guilty.
2:00.1	I'm not late if I have a meeting or something. It's if I know there's some leeway. Got it. So
2:07.2	right now you know there's some leeway. Yeah. Yeah. And what if you came in and we were like
2:12.7	then would you not be late if there were consequences? The consequences are your passive aggressiveness.
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